Reasons why my chemistry teacher is the best:
- she set the table on fire
- she accidently exploded a bottle in our class and just yelled “hell yeah”
- she read a smutty fic i wrote about two boys from her class, didn’t tell me off but in fact gave me advice on how to make it better
- she likes muse
- she plays random YouTube vids in class
- she makes her own booze
- she set a guy on fire with a lighter and a can of hair spray, at a concert cuz he was in front of her (shes tiny)
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
apparently john green is in amsterdam today.
i had the chance to go to amsterdam today, but i said no because of too much homework.