Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
David must have done this on purpose….
when people use the pun ‘german sausages are the wurst’
my heart dies a little, because wHY JOKE ABOUT WURST IF THE DUTCH WORD FOR SAUSAGE IS ACTUALLY WORST
wouldn’t that make a better joke? come on guys..
‘dutch sausages are the worst’
there.. i said it. ha.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife